“anyone ejaculating during a pat down would be subject to arrest”.
i just love that HE is arrested (without bail) for sexual assault.
Cummings? HIS NAME IS CUMMINGS? c’mon people. seriously?
If only it were a real news story and not from an Onion-esque news site.
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be a relative…this is priceless
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PERCY CUMMINGS percy cummings percy cummings cummings cum
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cummings… i can’t even.
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oh my god. What is this?
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I mean I know I can only speak for myself, but this must have been some amazing pat-down. I mean unless you get really...
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L O L CUMMINGS IS HIS LAST NAME
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could not continue reading.. cummings. omg.
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What the.. fuck!?
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don’t think he wanted to ejaculate but c’mon that guy was groping him…
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That’s technically a violation of rights. ”Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel...
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GUYS LOOK AT THE SOURCE. COME ON.
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